imjustaboywithadream:
imjustaboywithadream:
what if butts are actual people but we just don’t know and every time we put skinny jeans on and sit down on the toilet they scream and cry because it hurts them really really bad they are the true invisible children
and every time you have anal sex you kill them
Butt People 2012 Stop At Nothing
imjustaboywithadream:
why did the joke cross the road
it doesn’t matter Tumblr ran it over got out of the car stabbed it 85 five times in the chest and made sure it was never funny again
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
imjustaboywithadream:
there should be a class offered in school that you are required to take if you are a dumb bitch so they can teach you to have more common sense than a garden gnome
